John Bennett 马克·沃尔伯格

Lori Collins 米拉·库妮丝

Ted (voice) 塞思·麦克法兰

Rex 乔尔·麦克哈尔

Donny 吉奥瓦尼·瑞比西

Guy 帕特里克·沃伯顿

Thomas 迈特-沃尔什

Tami-Lynn 杰西卡·巴特

Robert 艾丁·明克斯

Frank 比尔·斯米托洛维奇

Narrator (voice) 帕特里克·斯图尔特

Norah Jones 诺拉·琼斯

Sam Jones 塞缪尔·杰拉尔德·琼斯

Tom Skerritt 汤姆·斯凯里特

Young John Bretton Manley

John's Dad Ralph Garman

John's Mom 亚历克丝·博斯坦

Alix John Viener

Tanya 劳拉·范德沃特

Asian Man "Ming" Robert Wu

Gina Ginger Gonzaga

Tracy 杰西卡·斯特普

Michelle Melissa Ordway

Greenbaum Kid Max Harris

Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice Zane Cowans

Kid #2 T.J. Hourigan

Kid #3 Owen Clarke

Heavenly Kristina Ellery

Cherene Katelyn Lorren

Angelique Chanty Sok

Sauvignon Blanc Sarah Fischer

Waitress Cassie Djerf

Guy at Table #1 Joe Siriani

Guy at Table #2 Pat Shea

Guy #1 Josh Duvendeck

Guy #2 克里斯·考克斯

Partygoer (Ted's Buddy) 亨利·彭齐

Girl at Party Tania Cabrera

Teenage John 科尔顿·希尔斯

Plymouth PR Worker Viera Andrea Moya

Club Girl Heajee Kim

Ellen Lydia Hannibal

Crazy Guy Shawn Thornton

Stagehand Eric Weinstein

Waiter Danny Smith

Newscaster Mike Nikitas

Female Newscaster Robin Hamilton

Southern Newscaster Mike Henry

Husband Johnny Lee Davenport

Wife Chris Everett

Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited) 塔拉·斯特朗

Ted Danson (uncredited) 泰德·丹森

Jared (uncredited) 瑞安·雷诺兹

Party Guest (uncredited) Olivia Jordan

Club Patron (uncredited) Alexandra Creteau

Concert Attendee (uncredited) Emmalyn Anderson

Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited) John Franchi