导演 安德鲁·莫拉汉

Liam Adams 约翰·约瑟夫·菲尔德

Charlie Braithwaite 里奥·格雷高里

Santiago Muñez Kuno Becker

Sophia Tardelli 卡西娅·斯穆特尼亚克

June Anya Lahiri

Nick Ashworth 尼克·莫兰

Foghorn 克里斯托弗·法里班克

Gordon 迈克尔·埃利奥特

Phil Craig Heaney

Walter Jack McBride

Ronnie 塔梅尔·哈桑

Mad Film Director 奥里·普费弗

Newcastle Manager John Salthouse

Mal Braithwaite 加里·刘易斯

Katja Tereza Srbova

Tamzin Adams Margo Stilley

Bella Olivia Phillips

Britt 安东尼娅·伯纳斯

Helga Sam Cunningham

Agnetha Mellissa Laycy

Ani-Frid Erin Lister

Cute Masseuse Jakki Degg

Old Masseuse Anna-Maria Everett

Marjorie Gabrielle Richens

1st AD Commercial Paul McGavin

Production assistant Tia Thomas

LADA Taxi Driver Paul Humpoletz

Runner Brett Morton

Film Sound Man Dave Sansom

1st Assistant Director Bruce Jackson

Hull Barmaid Joemma Lavin

Paramedic Daniel Cowley

Vicar Rob Jones

Sports Reporter Phil Matthews

Self John Motson

Reporter 1 Matthew Waters

Reporter 2 Anna Tyler

Sven Derek Williams

Registrar Brian Newbold

German Barmaid 1 Deita Hubbard

German Barmaid 2 Kerry Shepherd

Irate Skoda Driver Cliff Bradley

Unhappy Driver Peter Heslop

Bucharest Boiler Russell De Rozario

Footballer Adam Marusiak

Footballer Anthony Ofei

Footballer Craig Palmer

Footballer Dennis Sweeney

Footballer Emeka Ejiofor

Footballer Gareth Ellis

Footballer Holden Ashley Stein

Footballer Jamie Poole

Footballer Lee White

Footballer Leigh Clayton

Footballer Liam Moynihan

Footballer Matthew Thorpe

Footballer Nathan Wint

Footballer Neil Elson

Footballer Oliver Jones

Footballer Steve Madden

Footballer Toby George Jones

Self 大卫·贝克汉姆

Self 约翰·特里

Self Frank Lampard

Self Jamie Carragher

Self Paul Robinson

Self Owen Hargreaves

Self Peter Crouch

Self 里奧·費迪南德

Self Joe Cole

Self 加里·内维尔

Self Ray Clemence

Self Jermaine Jenas

Self Aaron Lennon

Self Wayne Bridge

Self 史蒂文·杰拉德

Self 韦恩·鲁尼

Self 斯文-约兰·埃里克松

Self Ronaldo

Self Hernán Crespo

Self John Aloisi

Self Fernando Torres

Self 蒂埃里·亨利

Self Filippo Inzaghi

Self Ruud van Nistelrooy

Self Olof Mellberg

Self Henrik Larsson

Self 克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多

(uncredited) Andrew Shue

Football Reporter (uncredited) Peter Dale