导演 Lloyd Kaufman

Chrissy Asta Paredes

Lauren Catherine Corcoran

Aunt Bee Brenda Rickert

Lee Harvey Herzkauf Lloyd Kaufman

Narrator 斯坦·李

Victoria Leesa Rowland

The President Lemmy Kilmister

Zack Zac Amico

Leonardo Vito Trigo

Eugene Clay von Carlowitz

Coach Kotter Debbie Rochon

Donatello Mike Baez

Rachel Tara E. Miller

Principal Westly Babette Bombshell

Slater Stefan Dezil

Ron Simms Rick Collins

Kelly Gabriela Fuhr

Peanutch (Metal Detector Guard) Caleb Emerson

Arnold William Dreyer

Michaelangelo Mark Quinnette

Mr. Chips Adam P. Murphy

The World Champion 贾达·弗雷德兰德

Jock / The Toxic Avenger Josh Potter

Dancing Boy Kyle Rappaport

Cop #1 Robert Prichard

Professor Holt Lisa Gaye

Dick Smith Brick Bronsky

Lauren's Chauffer 约翰·米格里奥

Joey Muscles (uncredited) Joe Narode