Cheryl Williams Lauren Annetts

Slutty the Clown Claire Bacon

Will Helm Richard Bacon

Mia Rosemary Eve Bamfield

Narrator (segment: "Cra-Knyar") Conor Barry

Walter Kevin Beacom

Mail Man Don Kurt Boggs

Mad Cowboy John Patrick Brennan

Police Commissioner Jarrod Buttery

PK Kaitlyn-Jo Grosso Cocchiola

Lester Einar Darri

Narrator / Guitar Victim (segment: "Hobo Sewer Slaughter") Grant El Gatford

Graeme Eggelton Dylan Fawkes

Linda Myers Lili Thorpe

Rick Dallas Gossett

Burger Face / Hellswine J. Pig Ian Joseph Greene

Burger Boob / Weiner Guts / Woman Radio Announcer Tobie Elizabeth Anne Greene

Make Out Girl / Tampon Girl / Unsatisfied Sex Girl Vanessa Gudgeon

Berd Steven Haar

Josh Powers Séamus Hanly

Gürk Ragnar Ingi

Killer (segment: "The Smell of Fear") Tommy Jarvis

YouTube Sensation Lloyd Kaufman

Cra-Knyar Zoe Kavanagh

Sean Voorhees Ari Lehman

Drunk (segment: "Hobo Sewer Slaughter") Jason Robert Lester

Drooling Bobby Eric Lovell

Blake Bundy Chaz May

Divorcee Tonii McDonald

Simon Mulholland

Officer Shmedley Kyle Ross Nelson

Weiners / Stanley Sphinctum Dustin Pesonen

Shoehorn the Dog Josh Pesonen

Everett K. Lamont Elvery Peters

Barbra Nellie Peterson

T. Lumpsworth Tito Pomart

Layla Reem

Hobo Harry Duncan Shaw

Alison Spittle

Harry / Turkey Head / Man Radio Announcer Nathan Teboul

Gutsplosion / Officer Dinghardt Floyd Vannatta

Husband (segment: Hellswine) Ryan H. Ware