Larry Kjeld Clarke

Uncle Henry Alexei Sayle

Narrator Craig Charles

Henry's Victim Bruce Webb

Witness Sarah Jackson

Screaming Woman Lesley Leask

1st Bag Snatch Victim Bethan Thomas

Taxi Driver Roger Steel

Chancer/McGaw Triplet Jimmy Hynd

Puncher Martin Gooch

Passer By Viv Wickham

Passer By Lorena Randi

The Judge Maitland Chandler

The Daddy Derek Ellwood

The Daddy's Helper Martin Smith

Footballing Convict Dominic Nicholls

Footballing Convict Tony Collins

The Chef Steve Pagel

Kitchen Porter Tom Heaney

Kitchen P Colm McManus

Larry's Victim Tony Tackaberry

Larry's Victim Sarah Townrow

Larry's Victim Dom Shanks

Larry's Victim Katy Lyall

Moraig Wong Rene Montenyor

Jocko Wong Tony Tang

Jocko's Hood Paul Rattee

Jocko's Hood George Slattery

Jocko's Hood Al Hutson

Jocko's Girl Rosie Fellner

Jocko's Girl Lily Myrhed

Jocko's Girl Annexe Svenska

McGaw Triplet Paul Conway

McGaw Triplet Andy McConnell

Barmaid Rebecca Gore

CID Inspector Charles David Stevens

Uniformed Cop Nick Ewans

Uniformed Cop Rojer Weightman

ARU Jeremy Rainbird

ARU Alex Lewis

Thug Matt Garlick

Thug Adam Deschamps

Thug Fergal McGrath

Nun Sasha Leask