导演 Robert Hartford-Davis

The Sandwich Man Michael Bentine

Mrs. De Vere 朵拉·布莱恩

Stage Door Keeper Harry H. Corbett

Photographer 伯纳德·克里宾斯

First Billingsgate Lady Diana Dors

Girl in the Black Plastic Mac Tracey Crisp

Policeman Motor Cycle Ian Hendry

Park Gardener 斯坦利·霍洛威

Lord Uffingham 威尔弗里德·海德-怀特

Sewer Man Michael Medwin

Rowing Coach 罗恩·穆迪

Second Billingsgate Woman Anna Quayle

Scout Master 特里-托马斯

Boxing Vicar Norman Wisdom

Sue 苏茜·肯道尔

Religious Sandwich Man John Le Mesurier

Gipsy Sid Warren Mitchell

Ice Cream Man 郭弼

Uncredited Marianne Stone

Edgar Skip Martin

Cedric Aubrey Morris

Car Salesman Donald Wolfit

Steven David Buck

Yachtsman Alfie Bass

Bus Conductor 厄尔·卡梅伦

Ram Leon Thau

Gogi Hugh Futcher

Escapologist Peter Jones

Waiter Robert Lang

Charlie David Lodge

Blind Man Ewen Solon

First Fish Porter Sydney Tafler

Second Fish Porter 弗兰克·芬莱

Drunk 罗尼·史蒂文斯

Ferry Man Tony Tanner

Sir Arthur Moleskin Fred Emney

Gentleman in Rolls Royce Peter Arne

Chef Max Bacon

Brian - Boy Scout Terry Brooks

Fred - Sandwich Man in Suit of Armour Gerald Campion

Pavement Artist Michael Chaplin

Abdul - Carpet Seller Roger Delgado

Ern - Man Driving Lawnmower Joe Gibbons

Polar Bear Man Syd Harrison

Kangaroo Man Max Harrison

Chauffeur John Junkin

Jeremy - the Guardsman Jeremy Lloyd

George Pocket Bartlett Mullins

River Bus Man Patrick Newell

Maureen Pryor

Guardsman Michael Trubshawe

Traffic Warden Neil Wilson