导演 Steve Ballot

The Dancer Vivi Vixen

Vichelli Steve Ballot

The Tease Tamsin Atkinson

Aphrodite Alley Ninestein

Frank Frank Meyer

Johnny Horizon John Kolendriski

Warehouse Guy One Victor Delvalle

Morgan Barney V.I.P. Bruce Frankel

The Visiting Dignitary Jim Moresca

Miss Grimble Rena Ballot

Dennis / Mother Arnell Dowret

Tony the Thumb Eric Kaplan

Louie the Loan Eddie Regan

Sal the Mouth Sal Mogavero

Bernard the Tongue Bernard Briley

El Pulpo Sergio Lopez

Young Vito Charles Gambino

Mickey the Leprechaun Tom Clairidge

Uncle Vincenzo Frank Mogavero

The Nerd / Edna / Bob Chick Carter

Tit-Bar Pal One Stewart Rubin

Tit-Bar Pal Two Zeferino Barbesa

Warehouse Guy Two Billy Moran

Candy Karen Tansey

The Shy One Linda Dowret

The Diva S. Caryl Manfried

Tallulah Yankhead Lisa Natale

Honey Havasuck Paris Pussay

The Guy who Said "Check that Shit Out" K.C.

Nana Irene Ballot

Warehouse Guy Three Gilberto Rodriquez

Young Frank Charley Wolinsky

Dolores Dolores Costaldo

Self Tony Bello

The Padre Upchuck Heston