导演 Thomas J. Moose

Det. John Honeysuckle / Pantomime Horse John Paul Fedele

Officer Katrina Lightbody / Funeral Party A.J. Khan

Vice President Selina Moon Mckenzie Matthews

Charlotte Weaver Angelina Havusinner

President Shrub Frank Bowdler

Jessica Shrub Savannah Gold

Peeping Tom Adrian Ottiwell

Simmons Lenny Simmons

Bob Jurunkle / Jimmy O'Connor / President's Doctor / Dance Judge / Mystery Heavyman / Funeral Party / SSI Officer / Pantomime Horse Andy Alfrick

Hotel Manager / President's Bodyguard / Funeral Party Les Caves

Mickey Honeysuckle / Vietnam Cook / Osama Bin Laden / Voice of Hank Remmington / Dance Judge Thomas J. Moose

Christian Girl Lexi Martinez

Cheerleader Frankie Babe

Maid Robyn Hunter

Hooker Suzie Best

Tony the Lab Guy Tony James

Forsenics Guy / President's Bodyguard #2 / Funeral Party Pete Smith

Funeral Vicar / SSI Officer J. Arthur Houghton

Police Chief Rob Taylor

Paris Anderson / Barn Girl Rachel Travers

Barn Guy Mark Venning

Forsenics Guy #2 / Funeral Party Christopher Clark

NYPD Cop Alan Pritchard

Funeral Party / SSI Officer Helen Travis

Funeral Party Beth Roberts

SSI Officer Penelope Stoppit

SSI Officer Arthur Cartel

SSI Officer Goldie Gray