Joe Bauers 卢克·威尔逊

Rita 玛娅·鲁道夫

Frito 戴克斯·夏普德

President Camacho 泰瑞·克鲁斯

Secretary of Defense 安东尼·坎波斯

Secretary of State 大卫·赫尔曼

Prosecutor Sonny Castillo

Bailiff Kevin McAfee

Sgt. Keller 罗伯特·马斯格雷夫

Officer Collins Michael McCafferty

Hospital Technician Christopher Ryan

Doctor 贾斯汀·朗

Cop #1 Heath Jones

Horny Guy Eli Muñoz

Yuppie Husband 帕特里克·菲施勒

Yuppie Wife Darlene Hunt

Trashy Guy Ryan Ransdell

Slutty Girl Melissa Sweet

New Slutty Girl Valerie Posas

Trashy Teen Jock Wes Davis

Beef Supreme 安德鲁·威尔逊

Officer Mark Tuner

Main Character (Ow! My Balls! Guy) Kevin Klee

Additional Officer John Dodson

Counter Woman Melissa Espinales

Doctor in Waiting Room Joseph Cheatham

Prison Guard #1 / Costco Greeter Jason Schaefer

Prison Guard #2 Richard Reeder

Prison Guard #3 Lawrence Castillo

Guy at Costco Turk Pipkin

Woman at Carl's Jr. Heather Kafka

Congressman #1 Christopher M. Campos

Congressman #2 Roman Ramos

Secret Service Thug 兰德尔·里德

Upgrayedd Scarface

Secretary of Energy Brendan Hill

Brawndo CEO 托马斯·哈登·丘奇

Female Newscaster Melissa Dawn

Male Newscaster Derek Southers

Female Reporter Lidia Porto

Stadium Guard 格雷戈里·凯利

Cameraman Greg Pitts

Cop at Government Center 杰森·科诺皮索斯

Doctor (with Trashy Guy) Mitch Baker

Control Room Director Daniel Smith

Cop at Costco Chris Warner

Trapped Man Lonnie Nelson

Secretary of Education Danny Cochran

Secret Service Thug #2 Marcos Martinez Rios

Narrator (voice) Earl Mann

Attorney General (uncredited) 莎拉·露

Charles Chaplin (uncredited) Evan Miller

Prisoner (uncredited) Heath Allyn

Angry Court Member (uncredited) Erik Anderson

Hospital Patient (uncredited) Jason Bohn

Museum Visitor (uncredited) Glori Renee Euwer

One of Upgrayedd's Ladies (uncredited) Evelyn Hurley

Carl's Jr. Machine (voice) (uncredited) 汤姆·肯尼

Townsperson (uncredited) Max Kruemcke

Old Man (uncredited) T.J. McFarland

Peterson (uncredited) Jesse Medeles

Front Row Juror (uncredited) James Moreno

Congressman (uncredited) Dan Murphy

Townsperson (uncredited) Steve Powers

Judge Hector "The Hangman" (uncredited) 斯蒂芬·鲁特

President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited) Lainie Safady

President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited) Ava Knighten Santana

Townsperson (uncredited) Kati Sharp

Party Guest (uncredited) Michael Sorrells

Townsperson (uncredited) Gary Teague

Amusement Park Patron (uncredited) Curtis Wayne

President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited) Caitlin Wehrle

Townsperson (uncredited) Heath Young

Miss Claypool (uncredited) Spencer Kayden

Juror (uncredited) Samantha Inoue-Harte

Dr. Jagger Ryan Melton

Girlfriend (uncredited) Sabrina Davi