演职人员
Seamus MacGregor
Leif Gantvoort
Maria Easton
Maria-Elena Laas
Mickey McSorely
Jeremy Robinson
Mom MacGregor
Madeline Scoular
Young Seamus
Scott Jackman
Mama Easton
Annie Scoular
Allison Goodall
Katie Halchishick
Bobbo Smith
Jeff Hightower
Baby Easton
John Derek Scoular
Tweedle Dick
Eddie Alfano
Tweedle Douche
Philip Quansah Jr.
Parking attendant for Jesus
Raul Aguinaga
Scotty MacGregor
Cotter Smith