Duamerthrax Matt Vancil

Chris Steve Wolbrecht

Gabriel Nathan Rice

Silent Jim Don Early

Rigor Mortis Airan Sea Wilson

Albrecht Matt Jay

The Cipher Andy Dotson

Kincaid Jesse Stratton

Wolf Steve Payne

Narrator (voice) Barry J. Johnson

Katie Krystel Torkko

Janitor Matt Agee

Pizza Guy Jason Doyle

Editor Eric Stuen

Trophy Girlfriend Cora Reuter

Realist Christine Burton

Dead Boyfriend Reid Farris

Jeff Curt Hubert

Burrito Boy Michael Graham

Right On! Jeffro Thompson

Deli Customer Heather Sewell

Deli Customer Emily Olsen

Deli Customer Keely Rohweder

Mime Christine Bumpous

Safety Officier Ainslie Kopperud

Escorted Student Brandi Nichols

Phantom Organist Jacob Nelson

Talkative Drunk Erik Samuelson

Agreeable Drunk Jason Hanson

Comatose Drunk John Schock

Resident Assistant Brian O'Hanlon

Bible Thumper Greg Pickett

Agnostic Jay Torgerson

News Anchor Don Jacobson

Deskworker Jake M. Casberg

Innocent Youth Michael Tricocne

Innocent Youth Erik Helweg