演职人员
Jim
Vic Reeves
Bob
Bob Mortimer
Slow PC (as Tommy Cockles)
Simon Day
Slow Burglar
Brendan O'Sullivan
Jim's Father
Wilfred Harrison
Electric Russell
Russell Dennett
Spencer Pedal
保罗·怀特豪斯
Specialist Meat Seller
Phil Oakey
Alien leader
David Boyce
Tall Alien
理查德·阿什顿
Short Alien
Colin Burgess
Seepage Seller
Ina Clough
Boiled Onion Seller
Harry Betty
Receptionist
Louise Yates
Policeman 1
John Thomson
Policeman 2
Mike Wattan
Queen Alien
Kate Layden