导演 Bob Kellett

Alf Garnett Warren Mitchell

Else Garnett Dandy Nichols

Rita Rawlins (née Garnett) Adrienne Posta

Michael 'Mike' Rawlins Paul Angelis

Ronald Frewin John Le Mesurier

Mrs. Frewin Patsy Byrne

Wally Roy Kinnear

Willis John Bird

Milkman Roy Hudd

Gran Joan Sims

Arthur Askey Arthur Askey

George Best 乔治·贝斯特

Max Bygraves Max Bygraves

Julie Ege 朱莉·埃格

Kenny Lynch Kenny Lynch

Bobby Moore Bobby Moore

Eric Sykes 埃里克·赛克斯

Jim Tom Chadbon

First Bird Margaret Heald

Second Bird – Jim's Girlfriend 帕特里夏·奎因

Rex Derek Griffiths

Clerk Ellis Dale

Bus Conductress Cleo Sylvestre

Non-Smoker Ken Wynne

Policeman Arnold Diamond

Child Richard Speight

Irishman in Pub J.G. Devlin

Man (uncredited) Sam Kydd