演职人员
Jonathan Fritz / Hank the Scarecrow / Kilby / Rodney / Radio Announcer / The Slayer / Himself / Bernice the Witch
Brian Papandrea
Sound Guy / Announcer / Papa Kilby / Herbert Wigglesworth / Ghost / Sarah McCoughagain / Karl
Nathan Rumler
Cameraman / Lieutenant Frank / The Shopper / The Salesman / The Cowboy / Slade / Mental Patient
Brian Kilby
Dancer Girl #1
Sadie Tate
Dancer Girl #2
Secretia Noxious
Squatter #2
James Bell