Evelyn Wang 杨紫琼

Joy Wang / Jobu Tupaki 许玮伦

Waymond Wang 关继威

Gong Gong 吴汉章

Deirdre Beaubeirdre 杰米·李·柯蒂斯

Becky Sregor 塔莉·梅德尔

Big Nose 珍妮·斯蕾特

Chad 岑勇康

Rick 比夫·威夫

TV Musical - Queen 苏尼塔·马尼

TV Musical - Soldier Aaron Lazar

Alpha Jumper - Trophy 黎唯

Alpha Jumper - Bigger Trophy Andy Le

Security Guard Narayana Cabral

Security Guard Chelsey Goldsmith

Security Guard Craig Henningsen

Police - Confetti 安东尼·莫利纳里

Police - Salsa Dan Brown

Police - Luchador Anthony N.

Alpha Jumper - Jogger Cara Marie Chooljian

Alpha Jumper - Edgelord Randall Archer

Alpha Jumper - SWAT 埃夫卡·科瓦拉西尤斯

Alpha RV Officer Peter Banifaz

Alpha RV Officer Audrey Wasilewski

Kung Fu Master 李静

Young Boy Waymond Dylan Henry Lau

Maternity Doctor Boon Pin Koh

Laundromat Police 蒂莫西·尤里齐

District Manager 丹尼尔·谢纳特

Kung Fu Competitor / Co-Star 西协美智子

Opera Evelyn (voice) Jane Lui

Raccacoonie Puppeteer Jason Hamer

Raccacoonie Puppeteer Timothy Ralston

Raccacoonie Puppeteer Hiroshi Yada

Raccacoonie (voice) (uncredited) Randy Newman

Dominatrix (uncredited) Amanda MacLeod

Chinese Choir / Movie Producer (uncredited) Waymond Lee