导演 Bob Kellett

Private Lurk Frankie Howerd

Madame Monique 赫敏·巴德利

General Burke Robert Coote

Sergeant Major Groping Bill Fraser

Colonel von Gutz Lance Percival

Auntie Cora Crumpington 朵拉·布莱恩

General von Kobler 彼得·布尔

Captain Nigel Phipps-Fortescue Jonathan Cecil

Corporal Lovechild Percy Herbert

Lord Twithampton William Mervyn

Fanny 玛德琳·史密斯

The Great Vincento 斯坦利·霍洛威

Mata Hari 莎莎·嘉宝

Midgeley 大卫·巴特利

Mallett Nicholas Bennett

Military Policeman Michael Brennan

Velma Veronica Clifford

Diplomat Mischa De La Motte

Muller 弗农·多布切夫

General Burke's Aide-de-Camp Kenneth Fortescue

French Officer Robert Gillespie

Pianist / Accordianiste / Leader of the Orchestra Peter Greenwell

El Puncturo Derek Griffiths

Military Policeman Harvey Hall

Donner Gertan Klauber

Blitzen Stanley Lebor

Captain Hamburger Ingo Mogendorf

1st Buttercup Girl Toni Palmer

Magda 帕特里夏·奎因

Lady Twithampton Linda Gray

Newsboy Mike Grady

Stage Manager Barrie Gosney

Recruiting Sergeant 鲍勃·霍斯金斯

Dispatch Rider 安迪·布拉德福特

Soldier Andrew McCulloch

Winking Soldier Alan Rebbeck

Frou Frou Bozena

Soldier at Monique's Ian Talbot

Fat Nurse Parnell McGarry

Nurse Leena Skoog

2nd Buttercup Girl Delia Sainsbury

Indian Officer 马达夫·夏尔马

Buttercup Girl Lesley Anderson

Buttercup Girl Judy Gridley

Buttercup Girl Maggie Vincent

Buttercup Girl Wendy Lukins

French Girl Nicola Rowley

Waiter Pip Miller

Mademoiselle from Armentieres (uncredited) Liz Gold

Whore (uncredited) Jennifer Guy

British Officer (uncredited) Victor Harrington

Singing Soldier (uncredited) Sidney Kean

Lady Dancing at Ball (uncredited) Lorna Kilner

Prostitute (uncredited) Margaret Stuart

British Officer (uncredited) John Tatham

Ambulance Driver (uncredited) Joe Wadham

British Solider (uncredited) Ron Watkins