导演 Stephen Bayly

Nick Diamond Colin Dale

Tim Diamond Dursley McLinden

Lauren Bacardi 苏珊娜·约克

Mr. Patel Saeed Jaffrey

Betty Charlady/Brenda von Falkenberg Patricia Hodge

Jack Splendide Roy Kinnear

Boyle 吉米·内尔

Chief Inspector Snape 比尔·帕特森

The Fat Man Michael Robbins

Gott 彼得·艾尔

Himmell Nickolas Grace

The Professor Michael Medwin

Henry von Falkenberg Forbes Collins

Johnny Naples (as Rene Ruiz) José René Ruiz

Lawrence Donald Standen

Hammett Jim McManus

Vicar 罗伯特·巴瑟斯特

Bouncer Jonathan Linsley

Club Owner R.J. Bell

Traffic Warden Jenny Tomasin

Large Woman Joanna Dickens

Sales Girl Alison Ruffelle

Sales Girl Auriol Goldingham

Perturbed Mother Cristina Avery

Grandfather Charles Simon

Granddaughter Geraldine Muir

Uncle Holly Gerald Campion

Harpoon Salesman Ricky Diamond

Fat Man's Henchman Mammoth

Fatman's Henchman John McCoy

Fatman's Henchman Malcolm Baker

Fatman's Henchman Nicky Moore

Fatman's Hnechman Vinnie Reed

Dog Walker Mark White