Sgt. Shaved Balls Gbatokai Dakinah

Capt. B. Dick Sammy Salomon

ArmInAss Coco C.P. Dalbert

Mr. Schwul Konrad Fields

Narrator (voice) Bob Rockwell

Sgt. Shaved Balls (voice) Rob Pederson

Capt. Jack B. Dick (voice) Dan Marmorstein

D. Ildo (voice) Bob Harris

Mr. Swohl & Heinz (voice) Roland Engelhardt

Brute Lars Bjarke

Reno Jzecke Prvroche

The President (voice) Scott Ritter

The Hooker (voice) Cristiaana Sabella

Ukranian Anne Busacker

Ukranian Verner Mollerup Christensen

Ukranian Torben Zenth

Ukranian Tove Kristensen

German Heidrun von Wildenraut

German Heintz Heinrick von Grundstead

Hooker Maiksen Thorsson

Hooker Nina N. Rosenmeier

Asian Yon Hee Kim

Asian Ehi Yeon Kim

Dorte Høeg Brask

Jens Rungo

Tone Nielsen

Trono Clementsen

Anders Villaus

Der Rosenmeier

Jesper Andersen

Pernille Andersen

Pia Clementsen

Levino Jensen

Thomas Bengtsson

Lærke Lundo

Permille Knudsen

James McEntosh

Maj Hillinsde

Kenneth Brian Nielsen

Permille Egeskov

Charlotte Key

Joakim Zacko Weyland

Reno Di Stefano

Oliver Sperling

Peter Milthers

Erik Orejer

Thorsten Geertz

Joan Beltoft

Villy Jorgensen

Thomas Kristensen

Mikkel Rode

Eske Brand

Jakob Kent

Esben Kristensen

Asian Chang II (Chapper) Kim