Self Neil Tennant

Self Chris Lowe

Seaside Landlady/Neil's mother Barbara Windsor

Priest/Murderer 乔斯·雅克兰德

Pilot/Car Salesman/Coachman Neil Dickson

Uncle Dredge/Postcard Seller/Ventriloquist Gareth Hunt

Girl at the Beach/Girl Hitchhiker/Girl on the Bicycle Dominique Barnes

Cafe Waitress Carmen du Sautoy

Dancer Stephanie Buttle

Dancer Heavon Grant

Dancer Natalie Roles

Dancer Chris Tudor

Dancer Tom Searle

Dancer Clair Becker

Schoolboy Nicholas Haley

Schoolboy Jonathan Haley

Dancer Lisa Hendry

Dancer Emma Hendry

Dancer Lyndsey Cole

Dancer Christopher Hall

Dancer Lisa Jones

Dancer Michelle Nelson

Dancer Voyd

Mud Wrestler Klondyke Kate

Mud Wrestler Mitzi Mueller

Skinhead Chris Chering

Skinhead Symond Lawes

Skinhead Gavin Watson

Skinhead Paul Sexton

Cast Member S.J. Versey

Cast Member Wyn McLeod

Cast Member Audrey Kirby

Cast Member Kevin Duffield

Cast Member Lillian Coyle

Cast Member Christopher Coyle

Cast Member Christopher Gabriel

Cast Member Terry Fisher

Cast Member Tabby

Biker Gang The Beach Bikers

Street Corner Rappers The X Posse

Puppeteer Michael Bayliss

Violinist Peter Salem