演职人员
Chairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.
Kelly Galindo
Vice President, Vampire Affairs
Christina Walker
Colonel Oliver West
Rod Sweitzer
Rev. Tim Fakker
Francis Creighton
Congressman Terry Upstart
Marcus Frishman
Vampire in Charge of Federal Budget
Mimi Spivak
Pammy Faye Fakker
Gretchen House
Wannabe Cher
Anet Anatelle
Rocket Scientist
Yvette Buchanan
Census Taker
Becky LeBeau
Barbara Bush Impersonator
Angelyne
Brain Surgeon
Jeannie Pepper