导演 William Hellfire

导演 Joey Smack

Derwin William Hellfire

Derick Joey Smack

Bible Girl Erin Brown

Play Girl Lilly Tiger

Car Kid Chris Perez

Retard Henry Krinkle

Spam Jock Mikey Ovum

Benchpress Ryan Trimmer

Afro-American Kendall 'Shorty' Ward

Song Girl Marie Mazur

Goth Boy Mike Ronor

Goth Girl Liz Bathory

No Info Boy Michael Lema

911 Dispatcher Jacqueline D'angelo

911 Girl Michelle Chard

Teacher Beef Hunkster

Young Derwin / The Police Chief Michael L. Raso

The Fathers Stephen Harris

The Mothers Pamela Anne

The Principal Larry Wellman

Internet Teacher Pete Floris

School Announcer Murtal Murtz

The Janitor Pete Jacelone

The Gun Man Thomas Linden

The Gun Mans Assistant Hernandez

Cafeteria Lady Minty Hansen

Bible Boy John James

Screaming Girl Martina Solej

Newscaster Lora Lane

Cameraman Nathan Lanman

Policeman Carl Pitt

Swat Answering Machine Mick Leo

Teenage Boy #1 Michael Lione

Teenage Boy #2 Patrick Henderson

Surviving Jock #1 Michael J Scillia

Surviving Jock #2 Kyle Lee Laferrière

Rose Girl Justine

Scientist John Link

Entrepreneur Bob Gonzo

The Preacher John Bacchus

G.U.N. Association Representative John Paul Fedele