Van Kurtzman 阿德里安·布罗迪

Ben Kurtzman 本·福斯特

Little Melvin 奥兰多·琼斯

Ada Kurtzman 毕比·诺维尔什

Nate Kurtzman 乔·曼特尼亚

Yussel 大卫·克鲁姆霍兹

Sylvia Rebekah Johnson

Charlie, Nate's Assistant Richard Kline

Pete, Nate's Assistant Vincent Guastaferro

Trey Tobelseted 贾斯廷·钱伯斯

Dubbie the Blonde Carolyn Murphy

Sylvia's Father 小詹姆斯·皮肯斯

Grandma Rose Frania Rubinek

Scribbles 安东尼·安德森

Annie the Stripper 绮尔斯腾·瓦伦

Ted 夏恩·韦斯特

Gail Cloie Wyatt Taylor

Alan Joseph Zuckerman 凯文·萨斯曼

Mrs. Johnson 凯蒂·芬纳兰

Turk Jake Hoffman

Ben Kurtzman - Age 8 Gideon Jacobs

Sheldon Evan Neumann

Louie Charley Scalies

Teacher #2 Susan Duvall

Mary Elizabeth Ann Bennett

Guy (uncredited) 米沙·克林斯

Student (uncredited) Christina DeRosa

Extra (uncredited) 史黛希·姬伯乐

Murray Gerry Rosenthal

Phil Ralph Tabakin