Bertie Skidmore Brian Rix

Julie Skidmore 朵拉·布莱恩

Cecil Gibson Ronald Shiner

Victor Leo Franklyn

Ma Irene Handl

Fay Liz Fraser

"Chippendale" Charlie Trust Reginald Beckwith

Dr. Vincent Robertson Hare

Clerk of the Court John Le Mesurier

P.C. Lovejoy Terry Scott

Ticket Collector Wally Patch

Mr. W.D. Warre-Monger Kynaston Reeves

Bus Conductor Basil Lord

Ben Vincent Harding

Wolfie Green John Slater

Wolfie's Stooge Denis Shaw

Man with Cartwheel Ray Cooney

Uncle Arthur Gerald Cross

Auntie Vera Pearce

Auntie Grace Denbeigh-Russell

Mrs. Jackson Jennifer Phipps

Clerk of the Court Gilbert Harrison

RSPCA Official Thomas Muschamp

Girl in Aviary Penelope Honor

Passer-by Tony Hilton

Girl in Punt Merylin Roberts

Young Man Toby Perkins

Vicar Henry B. Longhurst

Bespectacled Lady Hazel Douglas

Bald-Headed Man Frank Atkinson

Bald-Headed Man's Wife Beryl Ede

Curate Geoffrey Colville

Military Gentleman Charles Cameron

Woman with Dog Elspet Gray

Lady in Marquee June Broughton

Little Girl Roberta Tone

Porter Lionel Ngakane

Manservant Hubert Cross

Miss Hawkesworth Wynne Clark

School Mistress Sheila Mercier

Police Officer in Courtroom (uncredited) William Baskiville

Vice Admiral (uncredited) Arnold Bell

Man Pushing Four-Poster Bed (uncredited) Jim Brady

Police Officer Escorting Bertie (uncredited) Ernest Fennemore

Schoolgirl (uncredited) Carole Ann Ford

Man in Court (uncredited) Bob Head

Cute Girl (uncredited) Ruth Lee

Station Porter (uncredited) Charles Rayford

Dreamy Girl (uncredited) Hilary Sesta

Girl (uncredited) Pauline Shepherd