Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE 彼得·塞勒斯

Youngman Grand, Esq. Ringo Starr

Dame Agnes Grand Isabel Jeans

Hon. Esther Grand Caroline Blakiston

Captain Reginald K. Klaus 威尔弗里德·海德-怀特

Traffic Warden Spike Milligan

Director in Sotheby's 约翰·克里斯

Oxford Coach 理查德·阿滕伯勒

Sir John John Le Mesurier

Priestess of the Whip 拉寇儿·薇芝

Solitary Drinker 罗曼·波兰斯基

Laurence Faggot Leonard Frey

Hamlet Laurence Harvey

Ship's Vampire 克里斯托弗·李

Sommelier Clive Dunn

Duke in Sotheby's Patrick Holt

Ginger Horton Hattie Jacques

Lord Hampton Jeremy Lloyd

Edouard Ferdy Mayne

Winthrop Dennis Price

Waiter Graham Stark

Transvestite Cabaret Singer 尤·伯连纳

Oxford Crew 格雷厄姆·查普曼

Oxford Crew James Laurenson

Police Inspector Frank Thornton

Lord Barry David Hutcheson

Himself Michael Aspel

Himself Alan Whicker

Park Attendant Edward Sinclair

Auction Patron (uncredited) Paula Wright

Theatregoer (uncredited) Esme Smythe

Slave Girl (uncredited) Kirsten Lindholm