导演 史蒂文·巴伦

Mike Bassett Ricky Tomlinson

Karine Bassett Amanda Redman

Lonnie Urquart 菲利普·杰克逊

Dave Dodds Bradley Walsh

Interviewer Martin Bashir

Tommo Thompson Phill Jupitus

Kevin Tonkinson 迪恩·伦诺克斯·凯利

Smallsy 罗比·基

Gary Wackett 杰夫·贝尔

Self Pelé

Dr. Hans Shoegaarten 乌尔里希·汤姆森

Geoffrey Lightfoot Geoffrey Hutchings

Margaret Angela Curran

Jason Bassett Danny Tennant

Journalist 肖恩·吉尔德

Journalist Mark Burdis

Journalist 奈杰尔·林赛

Self Sue Barker

Self Gabby Logan

Self 基思·艾伦

Self Natasha Kaplinsky

Self Dickie Bird

Jack Marshall Robert Putt

Deano John Alford

Danny Dean Holness

Parksey Scott Mean

Harpsey Terry Kiely

Gorgeous Peter McGillycuddy

Berksey Toby Redwood

Macca Thomas Kenyon

Super Andy Ansah

Smudger Robert Campion

Sexy Alex Lawler

Ossie Dion Osborne

Normal Danny Husbands

Perky Declan Perkins

Grids Phil Gridelet

Self Jenny Frost

Self Liz McClarnon

Phil Cope Malcolm Terris

Manchester Rep Ian Lindsay

Midlands Rep Lloyd McGuire

Alan Massey Chris McQuarry

Supporter 斯蒂芬·沃尔特斯

Self Barry Venison

Self Ronaldo

Benson Kim Durham

Hedges Robert Hudson

Scottish Player Des Hamilton

Scottish Player 保罗·拉特雷

Scottish Goalie Neil Peplow

Irish Player Glen Mulhern

Footballer (uncredited) Kevin Hudson

Self Martin Dahlin