演职人员
Patrick / Kid / Man on TV / Line Guy #1 / Line Guys / Crowd / Pedestrians / Robot Suits / Snails (voice)
比尔·法格巴克
GrandPat / Genie (voice)
Dana Snyder
Cecil / Bus Driver / Line Guy #2 (voice)
托马斯·F·威尔森
Tinkle / Lucky Muck / Mama Bass / Bubble Bass / Nosferatu / Crowd / Slappy Family (voice)
迪·布拉雷·贝克尔
Fisherman
Mike Bell
Old Man Jenkins (voice)
John Gegenhuber
SpongeBob / French Narrator / Harold SquarePants / Slappy / Old Man Walker (voice)
汤姆·肯尼
Jeffy Tentacles (voice)
亨利·温克勒
Bunny / Cyborg Bunny / Granny Tentacles (voice)
Cree Summer
Nautalee Tentacles / Announcer Robot Man / Robot Man / Fish / Death / Squidward / Door / PA System (voice)
阿尔伯特·邦帕斯
Mrs. Puff (voice)
玛丽·乔·卡乐
Margaret SquarePants / Derby Woman 2 / Derby Robot Women (voice)
Sirena Irwin
Squidina / Slippy / Crowd / Slappy Family (voice)
吉尔·塔利
Nosferatu
Alexander Ward
Singer (voice)
Mollie McElvain
Singer (voice)
Ego Plum
Boss Reaper / Line Guy #4 (voice)
加里·安东尼·威廉斯