导演 Jason Laurits

Antoinette Funk 瑞秋·德拉彻

Blake de Troy Jack Plotnick

Shonay Funk 萨拉·贝克

Dan 达斯汀·英格拉姆

Jimmy Bryan Batt

Tom Tristen J. Winger

Simms Ned Yousef

Dan Humphries Paul Wilson

Tyler Brandon Hughes Lady Camden

Sarah Sarah Davie

Dillon Evan Daigle

Axl Malone Betsy Borrego

Busybody Shopper Jeanne Caldarera

Little Girl Yasmin 'Mimi' Davie

Daddy Hugh Ettinger

Evergreen Store Manager Paul Kleinpeter

Open That Box Announcer Brinda Dixit

Hollywood Surprise Announcer (voice) / Cuddles the Bear / Cat Litter Commercial Voiceover Brian Stivale

Contestant Madison Mackenzie Graham

Contestant Eli Enrique Louis Abade

Gameshow Con Attendee Stefany Almendinger

Gameshow Con Attendee Justin Goutierrez

Gameshow Con Attendee Ekko Nunu Dametrius Clavelle

Gameshow Con Attendee Yuki Kawana

Shopper Jacqueline Brumfield

Shady Area Lady Savannah Fontanez

Shady Area Man Jose Vasquez

Janet (voice) Michael McEnery