演职人员
Dolores
Tamara Lynn Chambers
Nostalgia Critic
Doug Walker
Contestant #1
Malcolm Ray
Contestant #2
Brett Bonynge
Bob
Robbie Allen
Barbara
Alyssa Jackson
Ben
Paul Rohan
Reilly
Jimmy Melf
Julio
Harry Locke IV
Rolly the Fox/Practitioner
Jim Jarosz
Atlantis Somerset
Heather Reusz
Nautical Nineties Narrator
Nick La Banca
"Spin My Helm" Singer
Justin Hoffman
"Spin My Helm" Bassist
McKane Searle
"Spin My Helm" Drummer
James Banasiak
Waving Woman 1
Alexis Banasiak
Waving Woman 2
Mooog
Waving Man
Rob Scallon
Sailor Girl
Catheryn Kuhar
"Shark Weak" Singer
Danny Grenchik
"Poop Deck Peck" Harmony 1
Trevor Casterline
"Poop Deck Peck" Harmony 2
Tom Reusz
Wife
Aiyanna Wade
Husband
Steve Davis
Old Man
Joe Banasiak
Skeleton
Jim Banasiak