Juliet Capulet Jane Jensen

Tromeo Que Will Keenan

Murray Martini Valentine Miele

Cappy Capulet William Beckwith

London Arbuckle Steve Gibbons

Sammy Capulet 肖恩·古恩

Ness Debbie Rochon

Narrator Lemmy Kilmister

Benny Que 斯蒂芬·布莱克哈特

Father Lawrence Flip Brown

Monty Que Earl McKoy

Detective Ernie Scalus Gene Terinoni

Ingrid Capulet Wendy Adams

Georgie Capulet Tamara Marie Watson

Brittany Antonia Lurie

Rosy Jacqueline Tavarez

Peter Tiffany Shepis

1-900-HOT-HUNK Joe Fleishaker

Found a Peanut Father 詹姆斯·古恩

Shocked Onlooker Lloyd Kaufman

Mutant Kid Lisbeth Kaufman

Mutant Kid Charlotte Kaufman

Pauline Caroline Smith

Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (uncredited) Jason Green

Tromaville Citizen (uncredited) 罗恩·杰里米

Fu Chang Garon Peterson

Flavio (Penis Monster Guy) Joseph Anthony

Guy Who Says It Will Take Him Only Two Minutes to Have Sex Craig Adams

Nice Man Hit By Car!! Neil Ruddy