Carrie Ackerman (segment: Channel 9 News Team) Noa Siegel

Shelly Caplan (segment: Channel 9 News Team) Emma Lincoln

Dave Cavanaugh (segment: Channel 9 News Team) Zach Wade

Dale Denton (segment: Channel 9 News Team) Jason Linares

Tip O'Neill (segment: Channel 9 News Team) Anthony DeVito

Middle School Teacher (segment: Channel 9 News Team) Carissa Wadsack-Stewart

Student (segment: Channel 9 News Team) Dylan Morse

Student (Channel 9 News Team) Eliza Scott

TeeTee (segment: Heartfelt Recipes) Talissa Wright

Himself (segment: Heartfelt Recipes) PeePee

Chad30 (segment: Chad30) Kare' Williams

Ted (segment: Chad30) Richard Roberts

Marian (segment: The Colon of the Working Class) Molly Hargrave

The Hag (segment: The Colon of the Working Class) Nicole Wheeler

Dr. Jakobin (segment: The Colon of the Working Class) Kyle McClellan

Peggy (segment: The Red Beast Commeth) Gabriel Ashton Brown

Pierre (segment: The Red Beast Commeth) Kramer Kwalick

Rudolf (segment: The Red Beast Commeth) Jeremy Brown

Dr. Cornelius (segment: The Red Beast Commeth) Mitch Biggums

Milly (segment: IMG_5298) Ashley Allen

Vincent (segment: IMG_5298) Cleon Ony

Sam (segment: IMG_5298) Jonathan Heatley

Nobody (segment: IMG_5298) Charlie Roppolo

The Artist (segment: FUGU) John Bonds

The Daughter (segment: FUGU) Karsyn Crank

The Art Dealer (segment: FUGU) PJ Barnes

The Voice (segment: FUGU) Andrew Quintero

Frustrated Woman (segment: Wonder Wipes) Lily Niehaus

Junior Detective Jack Minder (segment: The Mind's Eye) Gabriel Waterhouse

Detective Bill Hodges (segment: The Mind's Eye) Dan Mercer

Louise/Dead Body/Shadowy Figure (segment: The Mind's Eye) Eliza Miller

Himself Lonny King

Doctor (segment: Clankers 3D) Thomas Drago

Patient (segment: Clankers 3D) Alex Pokki

Lionel "Smoothie" Schuster (segment: Legendade) Divine Pipkins

Waitress (segment: Turner and Turner Steakhouse) Olivian Ingledue

Voiceover Enrico Drago