Self Chris Musselwhite

Gimli Kate Cullinane

Self Robin Renny

Francais Tallywacker Andrew McSweeney

John Spate Adam van Gelder

Shirley Major Adrian Bowley

Self Brian Sibley

Interviewer Anna Greyson

Little Girl / Native Kristan Ross

Thug Glen O'Dare

Self Julian van Gelder

Savage Henry Gavin Henry

Hollywood Executive Katie McQueen

Fake Shemp / Soundman / Pub Folk Jules Ross

Croydon Film Commissioner Karen van Gelder

Dead Soundman / Policeman / Ghost Simon Van Gelder

Soundman 2 Paul J. Hayes

Self 伊恩·麦克莱恩

Self Ramon Rivero

Pub Folk Michael Howard

Alice (John's Girlfriend) Alice Horner

Pub Folk Catherine Boaks

Pub Folk Alex Panayi

Native Alex Cox

Native Katherine Gwilt

Native Theo Ross

Self Adrienne Cluer

Wooly Liberal (Definitely himself) John Washtell

Headteacher David Renny

Dancing Man Keith Pettitt

Warg Gemma the Dog

Soundman 3 Tim Briggs