演职人员
The Narrator / Barnaby Clutterbuck
Jacob Handley
The Youngling
Kris Wilson
Society President / The Alpha
Gabriella Shulman
The Lecturer
Keira Pratt-Boyden
The Flirting Girl
Dionysus Wayne
The Post Grad Student
Bruce Donald
Jimmy the Student
Ben Segneri
The Judgy Flatmate
Ell Davis
The Apolitical Pamphleteer
Aaron Byrne
The Alpha Lad
William Simmons
The Vomiting Guy
Joshua-James Caldicott
Lad
Aaryan Vinod
Dancer
Sophia Schofield
Dancer
Izzy Lloyd
Dancer
Mariano Aymerich