演职人员
Crabman / Paparazzi / Mr. News Anchor / Podcaster 2
Keaton Shaffer
Jimmy / Ernest Fairfield / "Falcon Guy" Actor / Pat Maweeni / Robert "Angela" Smith
Seth Buraglio
Newscaster 1
Will
Newscaster 2 / Picture-Taker
Leo
Podcaster 1
Roman
Rapscallion
Gannon
Passenger Rapscallion
Micah
Driver Rapscallion
Mary
John's Mom
Carrie
Robert Rodriguez
Anthony
The Crablantian Crown
Christian