Michael Malone Kevin Farley

General George S. Patton 凯尔塞·格拉玛

Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa 莱斯利·尼尔森

Angel of Death Trace Adkins

Aziz 罗伯特·戴维

Mohammed 吉奥弗瑞·阿伦德

Josh Travis Schuldt

President George Washington 乔恩·沃伊特

Todd Grosslight 詹姆斯·伍兹

Judge Clarence Henderson 丹尼斯·霍珀

George Mulrooney 凯文·索博

Himself Bill O'Reilly

Rastus Malone 大卫·格里尔

Slave Gary Coleman

Lab Technician 克里斯托弗·麦克唐纳

Ahmed Serdar Kalsin

Neville Chamberlain 奥利弗·缪尔黑德

Lab Tech 2 Karri Turner

Celebrity 1 Alaina Huffman

Simon Rex 西蒙·雷克斯

Speaker 1940's Dana Lyn Baron

Woman at Awards Party Julian Berlin

Airport Security Guard 1 Cocoa Brown

Hottie Jen Halperin

Hottie Mary Castro

Lily 妮基·迪洛许

It's That Michael Malone! Susan Deming

Rehearsal Actress Katie Gill

Political Aide Cameron Goodman

I Gave up an Ass Lift for This? 卡蜜·格拉默

Entertainment Tonight Host Mary Hart

Becca/Kaleigh Kaleigh Kennedy

Partygoer 2 Simone Lotter

Heather 吉莉安·默里

Jane Wagstaffe Gail O'Grady

Molly Duncan Anna Osceola

Reporter 1 Lu Parker

Airport Passenger 1 Amy Povich

Reporter 2 Jane Justice Park

Tiny Tina/Jenna Jenna Vogeler

Voice of Reason 蘿倫·李·史密斯

Parent Nadine Ellis

Parent Marilyn Rising

Columbia Student '1968' Julianne Waters

Columbia Student '1968' Christy Williams

Rehearsal Actor 亚历山大·迪波斯语

Professor Sandi Johnson

Look Out! It's Those Christians! Mark Vafiades

Young Michael Malone Jesse Heiman

Wounded Soldier Brent Lydic

John F. Kennedy Chriss Anglin

He's Much Fatter in Person. Brandon Alter

Celebrity 2 斯科特·贝利

"Free History Term Papers" Morgan Beck

Mussolini Randall Bosley

Intern Joanne Bowland

Rosie O'Connell Vicki Browne

Policeman 2 Jeff Corbett

Girl Scout Rebekah Crane

Security Guard Tony X. Deale

Hippie 2 Chrisanne Eastwood

"Traitor!" Mell Flynn

Singer Lisa Fredrickson

Teddo Carl De Gersdorff

Reporter on TV Eileen Gonzales

Airport Security Guard 2 Allen Lee Haff

'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor Joe Hartzler

Minister 2 Mark Henderson

Hitler 本顿·詹宁斯

You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller Jack Kelly

Nun on Bus Coco Leigh

Lab Tech 1 扎克瑞·莱维

Boy Scout 乔伊·卢曼

Thought You Hated Country Music! Rich McDonald

Trophy Girl Meghan McEveety

Girl at BBQ Brighid McEveety

Airport Passenger 2 史蒂文·门罗

Marty 泰勒·贾克布·摩尔

Terrorist 2 Joey Naber

Chaplain Durrell Nelson

Silvano John O'Hurley

Afghan Prisoner 2 David Oved

Accordion Player Norman Panto

Minister 1 Robert Pierce

Mose Malone Bill Posley

Terrorist on Bike Oren Rehany

Subway Policeman F. Lee Reynolds

"Sailors!" Bryant Romo

I'm Starved. Elizabeth Scott

Patient in Line Evan Sayet

Timmy / Atticus 阿蒂克斯·谢弗

Subway Terrorist Sammy Sheik

Trophy Girl at BBQ Abbie Shepherd

Policeman (MSG) 1 Joe Sikorra

Cuban Commander Steve Spiro

Village Voter Richard Tanner

Stagehand Peter F. Tegan

Jimmy Carter Fred Travalena

Tojo Hiroshi Ueha

Hippie 1 Lee von Ernst

Voice of Reason Josh Zucker

Voice of Reason Sarah Zucker

Cocktail Musician Paul R. Goldberg

Cocktail Musician John T. Hatton

Cocktail Musician / Musician Allen Simpson

Wedding Guest Joanna Repsold

Wedding Guest Badger Wagstaffe

Parent Cheryl Baxter

Parent Troy Christian

Parent Laura Fremont

Parent 迈克尔·希金斯

Parent Elisabeth Jee

Parent Blane Savage

Parent Marc Oka

Parent Carlton Wilborn

Professor Heather Lea Gerdes

Professor Marcy Goldman

Professor Ernest Harden Jr.

Professor Anthony Marciona

Professor Stan Mazin

Professor Bubba Dean Rambo

Professor Jerry Trent

Plantation Singer 基斯·阿兰

Plantation Singer Fred Braggs

Plantation Singer Eddie Eason

Plantation Singer Jimmy Fisher

Plantation Singer Julio Hanson

Plantation Singer Tyree Mills

Plantation Singer Andre Washington

Columbia Student '1968' Reshma Gajjar

Columbia Student '1968' Christopher Jenkins Holmes

Columbia Student '1968' Brian Michael Jones

Musician Eric Gustafson

Musician David Kogge

Musician Dan Vulovic

Musician Adam Yasmin

Paris Hilton 帕丽斯·希尔顿