导演 马丁·坎贝尔

Dennis Morrison 迈克尔·阿姆斯特朗

Clive Potter Terence Edmond

Harris Tweedle Christopher Timothy

Benny U. Murdoch Roy Kinnear

Lady Longhorn Rosalind Knight

The Bishop Lloyd Lamble

Lord Coltwind Jonathan Adams

Jeremy Longhorn Christopher Biggins

Hermione Longhorn Katy Manning

Gladys Armitage Diane Langton

Big Dick Gordon Tanner

Billie Harris Beth Porter

Dave Max Mason

Brendan Christopher Neil

Ambrose Cream Richard Caldicot

Rudolph Stephen Marsh

Millicent Bindle Prudence Drage

Vernon Peabody Jeremy Hawk

Johnny Rayner Bourton

Simon Stephen Riddle

Casting Girl Sheila Bernette

Grandfather Tony Sympson

Grandmother Beatrice Shaw

Maggie Jenny Short

Charlie Michael Worsley

Deadeye Dick Nicholas Young

Mexican Pete Lewis Barber

Reverend Mother Anna Quayle

Kung Fu Artist David Toguri

Nightwatchman George Moon

Laboratory Man Dave Carter

Royal Personage Connie Brodie

Cinema Manager Bill Maelor-Jones

Projectionist Graham Ashley

Traffic Warden (uncredited) Stephanie Cole

Cowboy (uncredited) Laurie Goode

Woman Browsing Travel Brochure (uncredited) Kristin Hatfield

Floor Manager (uncredited) Derek Martin

Traffic Warden Stripper (uncredited) Mary Millington

Policeman (uncredited) Charles Pemberton

Shy Casting Girl (uncredited) Jenny Tomasin