导演 Marco Schnabel

Guru Pitka 麦克·梅尔斯

Jane Bullard 杰西卡·阿尔芭

Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé 贾斯汀·汀布莱克

Darren Roanoke 罗曼尼·马尔可

Prudence 梅根·古德

Dick Pants John Oliver

Coach Punch Cherkov 威勒·特耶

Rajneesh Manu Narayan

Jay Kell 斯蒂芬·科尔伯特

Trent Lueders 吉姆·加费格安

Guru Tugginmypuddha 本·金斯利

Guru Satchabigknoba 奥米德·贾利利

Deepak Chopra Deepak Chopra

Jessica Simpson 杰西卡·辛普森

Kanye West 坎耶·维斯特

Young Pitka Trevor Heins

Cinnabon Cashier Samantha Bee

EMT 博伊德·班克斯

Frat Guy Rob Huebel

Bar Patron Daniel Tosh

Himself Rob Blake

Lillian Roanoke 特尔玛·霍普金斯

Sickly Nerd Rob Gfroerer

Dancer Liana Mendoza

Nerd Robert Cohen

Female Reporter Linda Kash

Assistant Coach Bob Bainborough

Deepak Early 20's Gotham Chopra

Indian Man Suresh John

Young Deepak Jaan Padda

Referee 塞恩·库伦

EMT Matt Baram

Biker Garry Robbins

Uncle Jack Peter Schoelier

Goal Post Judge Ben Gans

11-Year-Old Girl Alexia Filippeos

11-Year-Old Girl Taylor Flood

Sanjay Shakti Kupil

DJ Graham Gordy

Puck Bunny Jasmin Chase

Children's Church Choir Jahlani Bishop

Children's Church Choir Jahmal Daniel

Children's Church Choir Helen Semmunigus

Children's Church Choir Donna Ellis

Children's Church Choir Jazmine Jeffrey

Children's Church Choir Danielle Johnson

Children's Church Choir Carlisa Lewis

Children's Church Choir Elyssa Marshall

Children's Church Choir Jamila Mason

Children's Church Choir Nathaniel Robinson

Children's Church Choir Adisa Liburd

Children's Church Choir Daniel Skeete

Children's Church Choir Tierra McRae-Spence

Children's Church Choir Kadesha Webb

Children's Church Choir Clarice Gillard

Children's Church Choir Raemiah Dorrington

Children's Church Choir Zoia Davis

Children's Church Choir Ashton Williams

Children's Church Choir Tyra Jones-Hurst

Children's Church Choir Knikole Frans

Children's Church Choir Sabrina Morris

Children's Church Choir Nadine Muir

Children's Church Choir Alpha Kayondo

Children's Church Choir Tracey Soman

Children's Church Choir Larissa Abrams-Ogg

Children's Church Choir Zachary Jones-Hurst

Group Dancer Krystal Kiran

Group Dancer Uppekha Jain

Group Dancer Dani Jazzar

Group Dancer Frank Bishun

Group Dancer Karun Pathak

Group Dancer Sachin Bhatt

Group Dancer Prosenjit Kundu

Group Dancer Robert Halley

Group Dancer Sharat Chawla

Group Dancer Namita Kapoor

Group Dancer Shereen Ladha

Group Dancer Nazneen Irani

Group Dancer Hetal Patel

Group Dancer Sharona D'Ornellas

Oprah Winfrey (voice) Michelle Marshall

Mariska Hargitay (uncredited) 玛莉丝卡·哈吉塔

Val Kilmer (uncredited) 方·基默

Group Dancer Madhumita Sen

Persian Beauty (uncredited) Jessica Rotter

Additional Performances (puppeteer) Frank Meschkuleit

Morgan Freemann (voice) (uncredited) 摩根·弗里曼