导演 基思·艾伦

Roy Brush 基思·艾伦

Kevin Peter Richardson

Scum Editor 安东尼·谢尔

Leslie Chris Hargreaves

Club Chairman/Waiter 奈格尔·派纳

Club Manager Paul Moriarty

Mick 西蒙·迈克伯尼

Janet Sara Stockbridge

Terry Robert Carwithen

Jimmy Twizzle/Wiggy Phil Cornwell

Sports Presenter 威廉·阿姆斯壮

Roy's Mother Sandra Voe

Leslie's Mother Martha Ross

Dick Wibbly Mark Caven

Trevor Moulton David Cardy

Wazza Gary Beadle

Lift Man Jimmy Fagg

Meat Trade Spokesman Malcolm Hardee

Punter in Hotel Neville Watson

Punter in Hotel Gavin Watson

Barman Tom Armstrong

Nurse Doon Mackichan

2nd Nurse Nicole Fitzpatrick

Doctor Fergus McLarnon

Ambulance Man Glen Colson

Doorman Jonathan Stratt

Recording Engineer Bill Russell

DJ Mark Frankyln

Self - Commentator Jonathan Pearce

Footballer Robert Borgars

Footballer Pedro Romani

Footballer Max Du Sautoy

Footballer Ken Darlington

Footballer Des Willie

Footballer Will Dawes

Footballer Ollie Munroe

Footballer Terry Sue-Patt

Footballer Tom Benson

Footballer Lloyd Stanton

Footballer Mark Jones

Footballer Anthony Darlington

Footballer 盖文·罗斯戴尔

Footballer Steve Witchard

Footballer Chris Wainwright

Footballer John Dennis

Footballer John Robinson

Footballer Dan Caute

Footballer Saltz

Sponge Man Kit Line

Barbie Andrée Bernard

Smoking Doctor Simon Sanders