Teemu Selanne Teemu Selänne

Brett Hull Brett Hull

Jake McKay Dan Comrie

Sniff / Eduardo Adam Montague

Amy Sydney Page Rahilly

Winston Cage Byron C. Cherry

GB Sam The Deuce Kassin

Mitt Seth Edeen

Zane Colt Buehner

Pest Control Guy / Limo Driver Matt Comrie

Duke Mike Sears

Scottie Upshall Scottie Upshall

Shane O'Brien Shane O'Brien

Sniff's Mom Angelica Sainz

One-Night Stand Woman Erin Reitz

Sirpa Selanne Sirpa Selanne

Rachel Mikayla Agrella

Young Jake Quinn Law

Jake's Dad Alex Campbell Stein

Burly Dude Loic Boucheny

Monica Andrea Agosto

Kat Cecilia Benevich

Chico Blades Owner Byron Furrow

Eugene Peelers Owner Erica Marie Weisz

Modesto Ice Cowboys Owner Mark E. Jones

Team Owner J.C. Smith

Team Owner David Dinwiddie

Team Owner Charlotte Redman

Team Owner Christopher Heaney

Larry (Voice) Jimmy Anthony Donahue

Sportscaster (Voice) Ernie Goyette