Robbie Kanawful Brendan Lake

Arny Kanawful Austin Lake

Selma Kanawful Miranda Rose

The Prospector Yukberger Jimmy Filingeri

Willy Patrick McNally

Rivits/Tony Powers Graham Allan Balcomb

Ken Chin Phil Marshall

Young Willy Carlo McNally

Chicken Wolf/Multiple Motherfuckers Ingram Miller

Peggy Cranston Lea T

Arny's Second Date/Bandit Ica Stolt

Horris Lamingo Derek Sapienza

Sam Spader Sam Hirsh

Lawyer Brett Kucharsk

Kurt Ashton Борис Сапожников

Katie Ashton Katie Epner

Kathy Kanawful Kathy O'Toole

Officer Douglas Coast

Cliff Lamingo Dave Snyder

Mailman Jason R. Shulmerich

Windixie Lamingo Nathaniel Johnson

Viko Lamingo Matt Mitrovits

Cop/Jingle Contest Boss Ted Bates

Hal Magnum (Bandit) Tony Geraci

Neil J. Sharpman (Bandit) Aaron Mika

Milton Clinton Trevor Lake

Buck Buck Spokesman Beefus D'Aurelio

Ms. Sweetie/Waitress Lindsey Brown

Dustin Waits (Bandit) Matty Garret

Tim Benitez Tim Benitez

Sal Saul Roger Kuhn

Cory Englewood Jacob Razor

Sasha Hillary Manley

Terrence Von Kissinger Forrest Green

Harry Banus Sean McElwain

Chonald Derrit Danny Coccuza

Mustafa Prince Shane Bates

Bartender Bandit Marissa Dobbs

Annoyed Costomer [sic] Jen Marks

Chef Mark James Cuminale

Corbin Steele Shawn Beechner

Paparazzi/Party Animal Cam Lawson

Bandit/Arny's Date Faye Barrette

Vitamin Commercial Spokeswoman Giggles Dickson

Bandit/Arny's Friend Alec Pie

Grip Michael J. Tuberdyke

Bar Tender Nick Pryor

Jingle Contest Winner/Bandit Roger Finkle

Bandit Sam Wolcott

Bandit Bob Marshall

Bandit Roger Wolcott

Bandit Jeff Sheridan

Biker Mike Ryan

Marvin From The High Doves Phil Pierce