导演 Keith Spiegel

Jill Fields 艾丽·西蒂

Jimmy Fletcher 贾斯汀·亨利

Mitch Stone 布莱恩·克里斯托弗·奥哈洛兰

Tommy Keen 杰森·大卫·弗兰克

Bill Samuels Bill Raymond

Norman Nields Fred Hazelton

Narrator 約翰·沃特斯

Darryl Dunsmere Art Patriquin

Detective Drake John Griesemer

70s Awards Show Presenter Victoria Lockridge

70s Award Show Presenter Jake Lambertson

George Berryman Frank Thibodeau

Young Jill Fields Shaina Fishman

Young Tommy Keen Jared Thibodeau

Young Mitch Stone Orhan Yetsel

Young Jimmy Fletcher Duncan Nutter

Interviewee Lawrence Bender

Interviewee Pauly Shore

Interviewee 凯文·史密斯

Michael Thompson Michael Evans

Interviewee Peter Tork

Interviewee Florence Henderson

Interviewee Michael Dukakis

That's Insanity Contestant Josh Bridgman

70s Comedian Bruce Perkins

Junior Defenders Writer Mark Awodey

The President Paul Schnabel

Lord Wonton / Guy in Bar #1 Rick Giachino

ABS Network CEO Michael Yurief

Michelle Fletcher Doreen Kraft

New Anchor Neil Knowles Peter Youngbaer

Special Agent David Drake John Grlesmer

Woman on Street Tracey Girdich

Reporter Sandra Gartner

Jail Warden Rusty DeWees

Jail Guard David Williams

Candlelight Vigil Fan / News Segment Narrator Evan Petrie

Candlelight Vigil Fan Leah Sohotra

Guitar Player Neil Cleary

Folk Singer / "Cassandra" Host Jen Taber

Vamipre Cult Member Rob Koier

Infomercial Narrator Beth Cameron

Vampire Testimonial Diana Devlin

Vampire Testimonial Cabot Orton

Vampire Phone Caller Amanda Dandurand

Carla Stanton Elle Key

TV Movie Norman Matt Dunne

TV Movie Girlfriend Patty Lynch

TV Movie Darryl Chris Gimino

TV Movie FBI Agent #1 Walt Levering

TV Movie FBI Agent #2 Paul Ugalde

TV Movie Bad Guy David Glaven

TV Movie Announcer John Brooks

Entertainment News Anchor Peter Lind

TV Director Dan Harvey

Majesty Studios Caterer Dennis MacKey

Larry Blandsbury Keith Spiegel

News Anchor Ed Reynolds Jim Reid

Majesty Studios DP Alan Newman

News Reporter Ted Daniels Russell J. Dreher

Majesty Studios Grip #1 Jim Reynolds

Majesty Studios Grip #2 Eddie Varano

Frank O'Donnell (Awards Host) Ben Ash

Asian Teenager Sasha Dingle

Asian Teenager Adrian Dingle

Asian Mother Cuc Huynh

Guy in Bar #2 Mark Sasahara